OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN
This is everything I’ve ever wanted.
my exact reaction and I kid you not:
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Is that the President boogie-ing?
HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER
why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?
He has the longest legs in the world.
|BFF:||Grandmother I need to talk to you|
|Grandma:||[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?|
|BFF:||No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.|
|BFF:||I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.|
|Grandma:||[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.|